Things that probably don't get said behind closed doors in your office:

"Now, look right into the center of my ass. No, look at that!"

"But, why is it like that?"

"I don't know, but look at it!"


...I think it's funnier without context.

Also, I'm bored. Go play that meme thing for me? _jems_ has just about guessed everything already, though, so there's really not much left anyway. :p

Arrgh. I have to work tonight. I want to sleep. Stupid holidays. Stupid people who want coffee while they're shopping.