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In honor of my and [livejournal.com profile] winter_baby's complete and utter work-related boredom, I bring you another round of the Movie Quotes Game. Come and play, and take your mind off whatever you're doing for a couple of minutes.

Click here and don't cheat!

1. You know, I have this awful paranoid thought that feminism was mostly invented by men so that they could like, fool around a little more.

-That's what they called themselves. The Clash, the only band that mattered. They called themselves that for a reason.
-It's amazing, isn't it?
-Like social justice...yeah, it's totally incredible.
-What [character name] gives to the world.

3. All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."

4. Maybe I wanna be sterile!

-Weren't you frightened?
-Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe... I was petrified.

-It's just that with [character name] here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out, and then that only exacerbates things.
-What you mean?
-Well, you guys hardly get on, do you?
-No, what does 'exacerbate' mean?

-It's like touching your penis with your left hand.
-I don't have a penis.
-But you have a left hand.

8. Quit leering at me. People are gonna think I just broke up with you.

9. I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.

10. I mean, if I was ever going to buy a desk set... twice! I would probably buy this one, both times! In fact, its shape is rather aerodynamic isn't it? You can feel it. This desk set wants to fly!

11. Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!

12. It's supposed to be a challenge, it's a shortcut! If it were easy it would just be the way.

13. It made sense to pool our collective loathing for the opposite sex, and while we were at it, you get to share a bed with somebody at the same time. We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26, and we were of that disposition.

-Thank you for saving my ass back there.
-You're welcome.
-Of course, when I tell that story, it's gonna be the other way around.

-You said she was a spinster.
-I've never used the word "spinster" in my life. Okay, once, when I told my mother it was technically incorrect to call her son a spinster.

Other things:

--I finished Gilmore Girls S3. I thought I was going to stop inhaling GG after this, but now I kinda want to poke around for S4. After that I'm done, I SWEAR.

--I've been in a Robert Smith kind of mood lately, and I'm listening to Disintegration on repeat again. I think I've decided, though, that that album is more headphone-music, and requires a good book and a thunderstorm to be listened to properly.

--I keep having dreams about the same person over and over and over again, even though I haven't talked to said person in a really long time. I think my brain is telling me it's time to reconnect.

--I had pizza and a Veggie Tales sing-along last night. YOU ARE JEALOUS.


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